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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3425 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 317 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Votes: | 6015 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3653 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the most epic parties in all of minecraft land. like, one time, we had a party so wild, even the creepers were dancing.
and, like, our community is, like, super tight-knit. we all, like, help each other out and stuff. like, one time, this dude lost all his diamonds and we all banded together to help him find them. turns out, they were in his inventory the whole time. classic mix-up, man.
oh, and did i mention the custom plugins? we have, like, this one plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. it’s, like, totally insane. you gotta see it to believe it, man.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
