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Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	1980
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	170	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

autism, Behavior, Communication, Conversation, emotional response, Empathy, family, Mind, Minecraft, Miscommunication., moms, Mother Daughter, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, perspective, Questioning, relationships, Respect, self-perception, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Understanding, VOICE

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

bullying, communication breakdown, dealing with conflict, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, parental expectations, running away, school bullying, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC, sisterly love., social dynamics, standing up for yourself, teenage drama, teenage emotions

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9054
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LastWordsMinecraftSMP

Closure, death, Departed, departed loved ones, emotional, end of life, family, farewells, final conversations, final moments, final words, Goodbye, Grief, last words, LastWordsMinecraftSMP, Loss, loved ones, Memories, Remembrance, saying farewell, saying goodbye

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is known for its mysterious and spooky happenings, including ghosts haunting players and whispering cryptic messages. Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the last words of your loved ones echoing through the pixelated trees. Will you dare to uncover the secrets of our server and communicate with the other side? Join now and embark on a supernatural adventure like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyBedBuddies

attraction, BlockyBedBuddies, chemistry, Communication, Connection, discovery, emotions, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Intimacy, partner, Passion, Pleasure, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Surprise, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!

Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GraveyardGoneWild Minecraft Server

burial ground scarcity, burial grounds, Burial Sites, burial space, cemeteries, cemetery capacity, cemetery crisis, cemetery expansion, cemetery infrastructure, cemetery management, cemetery overcrowding, cemetery running out in Russia, cemetery shortage, cemetery shortage crisis, cemetery shortage in Russia, cemetery space, graveyard, GraveyardGoneWild, Minecraft, russia, Russia burial, Russian burial, Server

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, even Russia is running out of cemeteries because all the players keep respawning like crazy! Join us and you’ll be dodging creepers like a boss, building epic castles, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, our diamond loot drops are so OP, you’ll feel like a Minecraft god. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those skeletons who’s boss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AppleBlockCraft

agricultural products, apple industry, AppleBlockCraft, apples, Belarus, diplomatic conflict, economic sanctions, embargo, Eurasian Economic Union, export restrictions, food security, fruit exports, global trade, import ban, international relations, Kazakhstan, political tension, regional politics, russia, trade dispute, trade war

So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9567	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PFAS Groundwater Escape

chemical exposure, contamination removal, drinking water safety, environmental cleanup, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental regulations, Escape, groundwater, groundwater contamination, Groundwater monitoring, Hazardous substances, health risks, Long-term impact, persistent pollutants, PFAS, pollution prevention, public health concerns, remediation process, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water quality

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own epic base but watch out cuz there’s a secret underground world where the evil PFAS monsters lurk. they’ve been chillin in the groundwater for over 40 years and they ain’t leavin anytime soon. u gotta team up with ur friends and defeat them before they take over the whole server. plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary diamond sword, u can banish the PFAS for good. so what u waitin for? join now and save the server from the PFAS apocalypse!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ArdynFall SMP: Where the Villagers are Villainous, the Creepers are Cuddly, and the Diamonds are Dandy!

Ardynfall, backups, Close-Knit Community, community-driven, CREEPERS, cuddly, dandy, Dedicated Staff Team, diamonds, Established, Exciting Events, Fair Gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft Experience, new world, over-the-top mods, pay-to-win features, Planned Server Resets, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, Uptime, Vanilla, villagers, villainous, Welcoming

ArdynFall SMP Overview
Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.
Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
Brand New World

No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join ArdynFall SMP?	Join our discord server and follow the application process.
Are there any server resets planned?	No, we do not plan on resetting the server, so your creations are safe.
What plugins does ArdynFall SMP use?	We use a select few plugins to enhance the vanilla experience. The full list can be found in the overview above.
Is the server active and well-maintained?	Yes, our server has 100% uptime and regular backups, and our dedicated staff team is always available to assist players.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, we have exciting events planned, including Halloween-themed events for the month of October.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Anime Master Minecraft Server

adaptation, animation, animation industry, animation process, Animation Studio, animation techniques, Anime, art, character design, creativity, FANTASY, fetishes, imagination, japanese animation, Japanese animator, Japanese culture, Manga, Master, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, storytelling, Visual Arts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just like every other one out there? Well, look no further because our server is like a Japanese animator’s dream come true! We slip in all our wildest fetishes into the game for a truly unique and unforgettable experience.

Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Items Found:	3380	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP

2001, console games, design, Development, First Person Shooter, flashlight, games, gaming industry, Graphical, graphical showcases, graphics, GROUNDBREAKING, Halo, History, iconic, innovation, lighting effects, Minecraft, pc games, Showcases, smp, Technology, video games, visual effects

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take lighting effects to a whole new level! Forget about any other game on PC that used similar lighting effects before Halo in 2001, because we are the pioneers of epic lighting in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Potions Brewed:	60

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5