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KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Emeralds Found:	2652
Enchantments Applied:	269	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crops Grown:	5690	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	3593
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8351	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1492	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	553	Emeralds Found:	5468
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

big nose, children, Conspiracy, criminal mastermind, distant island, Evil, HIDEOUT, hiding something, influent, island life, Kidnapper, king pig, Minecraft, Minions, Rich, rovio, secret, serfs, Server, Sinister, suspicious behavior, twisted plot, Villain, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Void Armor Forged:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	5136	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

Boys, Brazilian, Brazilian admirers, Brazilian beauty, Brazilian boys, Brazilian charm, Brazilian crushes, Brazilian culture, Brazilian dating, Brazilian dreamboats, Brazilian heartthrobs, Brazilian hunks, Brazilian lifestyle, Brazilian love, brazilian men, Brazilian passion, Brazilian people, Brazilian relationships, Brazilian romance, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, smp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftySkillzMC SMP

Adaptability, Communication, CraftySkillzMC, critical thinking, education, empowerment, essential skill, growth, important skill, knowledge, learning, life skill, personal development, practical skill, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, self-sufficiency, skill, smp, useful skill, valuable skill

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!

CraftyFails, EASY, Minecraft

Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft and ended up with a mine cart stuck in a tree? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a team of professional roller coaster engineers ready to help you build the wildest rides imaginable! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of riding a mine cart through a lava-filled volcano or soaring through the skies on a giant chicken. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a theme park of your dreams!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crops Grown:	4429
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5