Server survival vanilla. Good ping, good for playing with people when you’re idle.
The server is my personal server. It’s usually online all day long and on the weekends I go in to play a little. Have fun
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?
So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8428 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”
Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Server Version | All the Mods 9 |
|---|---|
| Location | U.S |
| Availability | 24/7 |
| Duration | ~1 week |
| Age Requirement | 21+ |
| Support | LGBT friendly |
Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?
A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.
Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?
A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.
Q: How can I protect my home area?
A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.
Q: Is Discord required to join the server?
A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.
🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.
🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!
So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!
so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 189 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
