GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	223	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	4788	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Items Found:	2594	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3120	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Villages Defended:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2