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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY