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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6434 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 795 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3938 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.