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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5151 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3682 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 89 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.