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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5798 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 127 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.