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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1300 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 119 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.