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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6514 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Mines Excavated: | 4216 |
anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.