GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crops Grown:	4496
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Void Armor Forged:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	601320
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	972
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	496666
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crops Grown:	8739
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3353

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1578
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Potions Brewed:	164	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.