GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1389	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	928605	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Emeralds Found:	4111	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Void Armor Forged:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Animals Bred:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	592	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	481	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3459
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1566
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.