GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Emeralds Found:	6896
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	774084
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Farms Harvested:	986
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Villages Defended:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	4257	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Potions Brewed:	142	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Players Killed by Monsters:	8418
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8062	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.