GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	2156	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	759173
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Star Shards Collected:	145

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	54	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Runes Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Potions Brewed:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	2635
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.