GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crops Grown:	4258
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	2285
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Potions Brewed:	130
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ores Mined:	7800
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9896
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4858	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crops Grown:	1655	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.