GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4641	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mines Excavated:	4787	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ores Mined:	5646	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Spears Created:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!