GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crops Grown:	3319

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6119	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Void Armor Forged:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crops Grown:	1750	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Void Gems Collected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3018	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.