GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	288
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	8763	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Animals Bred:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5790

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6964

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4977	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2846	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Holy Grails Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Farms Harvested:	564
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.