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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2337 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 460 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5119 |
Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!
But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”