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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5809 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 853 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 340 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.
