| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5263 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2183 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 642 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4474 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6722 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6909 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1929 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2763 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1924 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8026 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2003 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6196 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9932 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7573 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1247 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3685 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4175 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5709 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5676 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7800 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
