| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2694 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5307 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 311 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9925 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2183 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8306 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4186 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7999 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 123 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7186 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3198 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1699 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 686424 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6815 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 230 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9594 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7872 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 89 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5491 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3120 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Star Shards Collected: | 269 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8169 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2165 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 190 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2477 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6897 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
