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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8216 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8497 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
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