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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3263 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?
Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.