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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8773 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8564 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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