GreekCoastGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Qasem’s Hypersonic Missile Madness Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fast-paced, it makes Qasem missiles look like they’re standing still. Join us for a wild ride through Tel Aviv as you dodge missiles and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, there’s even a diamond-encrusted creeper waiting to explode with riches for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our hyper-sonic Minecraft world. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LimbusCraft: Where the only limit is your imagination! Join the chaos at /lcg/ #1418

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, crazy extractions, and a Refraction Railway Line that will leave you questioning reality.

Ever wanted to be a part of the Edgar Family and serve as Chief Butler Ryoshu? Or maybe you have dreams of becoming the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust? Well, now’s your chance to live out those fantasies in our wacky Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect plenty of spoilers and mind-bending twists along the way. And don’t forget to download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness.

So why wait? Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mirror dungeons). See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible – even serving as the Chief Butler of an eccentric family or embarking on a Refraction Railway adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	87	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

White Boy’s Hot Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now and experience the thrill of running away from a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Good Lawd Dat White Boy, who is rumored to have the biggest diamond sword in all of Minecraft history! Join now and witness his epic battles against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5394
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	7539	Potions Brewed:	168
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RibbitCraft: Where Frogs Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace your inner frog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and transformed into a frog. But instead of being scared, they realized the true power of being a frog in Minecraft. They hopped around, leaping over obstacles and outsmarting other players with their amphibious abilities. Soon enough, they became the ruler of the server, with all other players bowing down to their froggy greatness. So, if you want to experience the joy of being a frog in Minecraft and potentially become the next frog king or queen, then hop on over to our server and join the ribbiting fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	435	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where Everything is Done with You in Mind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can experience what it’s like to be treated like a god! No, seriously, on this server, YOU are the almighty being that everyone worships. Need some diamonds? Just snap your fingers and they appear. Want to fly around like a majestic dragon? Done.

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. You may find yourself being humbled by the other players when needed. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!

Join us on this server where you can experience the ultimate power trip and have the best feeling ever. Who needs reality when you can be a god in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SweedishRussianCraft: Where stereotypes collide in blocky fashion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city where only the bravest adventurers dare to explore, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old gold?), and a magical portal that transports you to a land of unicorns and rainbows (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8021

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VtuberCraft: Where You Can Mine with the 2nd Biggest Corpse in Town!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 2nd biggest vtuber corpops2 3D graphics that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Our server is so lit that even the copyright police tried to mute us on B2, but we just laughed and kept on streaming.

Join us for our “complimentary segment stream” where things get so wild that the stream gets privated for being too spicy for the internet. And whatever you do, don’t share screenshots of the AR livefatgur on 2D, because that’s a whole other level of craziness.

We’ve got more drama than a Vshojo vs fatgur showdown, and you won’t want to miss a second of it. So come on over and join the chaos, because on this Minecraft server, anything goes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2473	New Chunks Explored:	195864
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Shenanigans: The Only Minecraft Server You’ll Ever Need for PC Gaming

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a candy-filled cave, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore the endless possibilities of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a hidden treasure chest that contains a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can have the time of your life with us? Remember, you do not need more than this for PC gaming… or for pure, unadulterated fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Animals Bred:	143
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Camelot: Iran Edition

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Welcome to annuddah showa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. They were greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who offered to give them a ride around the map. As they soared through the sky, they discovered a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a group of mischievous creepers wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted cookies and the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava. Players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against evil zombie unicorns in epic quests for legendary loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join annuddah showa today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gigglecraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft for epic LOLs!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore two worlds aflame, where the crimson night fades and the adventure never ends!

Embark on a quest to discover traces and explore nature in our outrageous collaboration web event! But be warned, things may get wild as you navigate through the feline fortress furrdyssey, where cats rule the land and demand your loyalty.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, and more at your disposal, you’ll never run out of allies to help you conquer the craziest challenges. And don’t forget about our current weapon banner featuring the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn – weapons so powerful, they’ll make you unstoppable!

But that’s not all – we have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a VIP every time you log in. Plus, redeemable codes that will shower you with gifts and goodies beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Zombie Apocalypse Funland: Where the world is a mess and we’re all just waiting for the end LOL

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the world is so messed up that even the creepers are like, “Damn, that’s messed up.” Humanity had their chance and totally screwed it up, but hey, at least we have this server to escape to, am I right?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world where the pigs have taken over and demand to be treated like royalty. The chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and the sheep are secretly plotting to overthrow the entire server. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the zombies break out into dance parties and the skeletons have a book club? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. And who doesn’t want to be filthy rich in a world that’s falling apart?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s see if we can survive the madness together. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly. Good luck!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Love Letters Sent:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCrafterz: The Server You’ve Been Waiting For Since 2021!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken dance party, with all the chickens wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Rumor has it that the dragon once tried to attack us, but we all just laughed it off and invited it to join our weekly karaoke night instead. Now it’s our resident DJ, spinning sick beats while we mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build-offs. If you can impress Blocky with your building skills, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait any longer? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NipSlipCraft: Where even the pixels get scandalous!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally showing their nips! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy things you’ll see on our server. Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Cat Kingdom: Where Yellow Cats Rule and Pussies Roam Free!

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Are you ready to dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness? Or are you gonna chicken out and go back to playing with your pet rock? This server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest of the brave can handle the sheer awesomeness that awaits them.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until you fall off a cliff, whichever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. It’s all in or pull out, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kronii’s Infinite LOLz – Mine, Craft, and LOL with us! – 15:17

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the wildest adventures with Kronii’s 2024 Birthday Merch! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know Kronii is watching.

When you join, you’ll be greeted by Mumei, Fauna, and Gura, who are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Fauna once built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether, and Gura tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with memes, art, and NSFW art (don’t ask). We even have our own fanbase tag, #OKTK, because we’re just that cool. And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can hang out in our free chat room and listen to Kronii’s original songs on repeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Kronii Love cult. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, have fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.