LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

    CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Mines Excavated: 3804
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

    And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Potions Brewed: 152 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

    Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block
    Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

    On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

    Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

    Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8127
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

    World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

    WMIF is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it is a magical wonderland where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so beautiful that even the Ender Dragon wants to take a vacation here.

    Join WMIF for the chance to ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the insanity that is our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join WMIF today, you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

    Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

    Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Buildings Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching

    Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching
    Are you tired of the boring, mundane Minecraft servers out there? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon or battle it out in intense PvP matches where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that our server admin is actually a secret unicorn in disguise!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 467 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Emeralds Found: 3280
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server

    Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and absolute madness!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Yes, you read that right – talking creepers! They’ll tell you jokes, give you quests, and even teach you how to do the floss dance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of pizza from the Diamond Unicorn.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Dragon of Doom – a ferocious beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Defeat the dragon and all the riches shall be yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • GymClassHeroCraft

    GymClassHeroCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a disco ball at a rave? Look no further, my dudes! Our server is so rad, it’ll make you feel like a cute 15 year old in gym clothes again! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the king of the land. How, you ask? Because our server has insane custom plugins that give you superpowers like flying on a unicorn and shooting rainbows out of your fingertips. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns and rainbows, baby!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine battling it out with other players to see who can build the most epic statue of a potato. Winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, you might just become the next cute 15 year old in gym clothes ruling the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BritsNBlocks

    BritsNBlocks
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Chester edition server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger sword, rumored to have the power to defeat the evil creepers with just one bite!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chester edition Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4333 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 365
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Mines Excavated: 3778
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Collide!

    SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Collide!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can meet the cutest shark wives in all of blocky land! Dive into the ocean and find yourself a fin-tastic companion to swim with. But be careful, some of them might try to steal your diamonds!

    Join our server and embark on wild adventures with your new aquatic friends. Build underwater castles, ride dolphins into battle, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the sea. Who knows, you might even find a sunken ship full of enchanted loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say hello to my adorable shark wife, she’s always looking for new friends to play with! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s JAW-SOME!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Shotgun Pox Craft: A Minecraft Server with a Bang!

    Shotgun Pox Craft: A Minecraft Server with a Bang!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the super shotgun gets a makeover! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and blocky battles. But be warned, those 3 mysterious spots on the super shotgun are actually portals to another dimension where creepers ride pigs and diamonds rain from the sky. Only the bravest players dare to explore this glitchy realm and uncover its secrets. So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server

    Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you ready for some EPIC adventures in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because something DEFINITELY crazy is going down right now on our server!

    Picture this: 5 KC-135 tankers have just left the UK and are now chilling just west of Morocco off the coast, still headed south. And guess what? EAM’s (Emergency Action Messages) are off the freaking charts! Skyking AND Skymaster are both putting out broadcasts over regular EAM’s. I mean, 523 EAM’s in the last 24 hours… that’s a lot of action for a Minecraft server, am I right?

    Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos and excitement of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base, uncover hidden treasures, or even encounter some mysterious creatures!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Check out the latest news here to see what other surprises await you!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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