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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6036 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2007 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.
if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?