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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2081 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2862 |
come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.
if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?