Gravity Hurts Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

affordability, bridal party, bridesmaid costs, Communication, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, destination bachelorette party, financial boundaries, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, makeup costs, MONEY, travel expenses, wedding attire, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding participation, wedding planning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	6241	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship doesn’t come with a price tag! Unlike being a bridesmaid in real life, on our server, you can be as broke as a joke and still have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun without breaking the bank. No need to worry about destination bachelorette parties or expensive dresses here – just grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to friendship!

So come on, don’t be an “asshole” like in real life, join our server and let’s make memories that won’t cost you a dime!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchantments Applied:	266	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	460292

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2904	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Towns Built:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
New Chunks Explored:	713583	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Dragon Eggs Found:	7917
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Votes:	1030	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crops Grown:	6958
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1