join our epic minecraft server where great grandmothers rain from the sky and give you special powers like the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn! our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your house because they know you have a great grandmother watching over you.

we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to discover. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere. only the bravest players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize: a pet dragon that will fight by your side in battle.

so come join us on our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible and great grandmothers are the key to success. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mines Excavated: 2696
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Ores Mined: 5359 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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