GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoWifeNoDriveMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5680
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HospitalHaunts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	115448	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Epic House Doctor Server

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so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6926	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mines Excavated:	4438
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

Blu-rays, BOUGHT, Box Sets, Collections, collectors edition, discuss, DVDs, film buffs, funhouse, Home Theater, Kino, limited edition, Media, movie library, movie marathon, Movie Nights, movies, packaging, Physical, physical media, smp, special features, tv shows, Watched

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1285	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

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Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	254	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyMyths

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

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so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	472	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9402	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1