LOL, u know what’s crazier than Norway stockpiling grain? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, duh! We got pandas riding llamas, chickens that lay diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with dancing creepers. Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. So, if u wanna have a blast and forget about the real world problems like pandemics, wars, and climate change, come join us now! Trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 40 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 30
Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Meteorites Collected: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY