Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your son’s substance abuse issues and your daughter’s graduation woes. Build your own virtual world and escape the real world drama – who needs family when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

Join now and let the power of Minecraft heal your soul! Trust us, it’s better than sleeping on the couch after a family argument. #BlockyHealing #ForgetTheDrama #MinecraftIsLife

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Ores Mined: 2594

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination

    Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination
    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival

    The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style!

    Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more!

    Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out!

    Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends!

    Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of!

    We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible!

    IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the Mellow Meadows Survival server? To join, simply enter the IP address: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online in your Minecraft client.
    What kind of quests are available on the server? We offer a variety of quests, including unique daily quests for each job, and random quests you can pick up along your journey.
    Can I earn money on the server? Yes, you can earn money through quests, jobs, the auction house, and more to become the wealthiest player.
    Is there a party system on the server? Yes, we have a party system that allows you to play with friends, share land, and share earnings and XP.
    How can I prevent my builds from being raided? You can prevent this by using our land claiming feature, allowing you to protect your land and grow your base without worrying about raids.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress maze.

    Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to marvel at our pixelated paradise.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare blocks, like diamond-encrusted dirt and glowstone that actually sings when you mine it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – we’ve got zombie pigmen riding on the backs of flying squids, and creepers that explode in a shower of confetti instead of destruction.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming adventure so outrageous, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its dragon-y boots. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 430
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP

    Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things nudism, exhibitionism, CFNM, ENF, and more! Join us if you’re tired of wearing those boring old pixelated clothes and want to let it all hang out in the virtual world.

    Our server is a haven for those who love to strip down and show off their pixelated goods to the world. From naked mining expeditions to nude PvP battles, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we have strict rules in place to ensure everyone feels comfortable and respected while they’re letting it all hang out.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for getting naked in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nudist colony hidden somewhere on the server where players can frolic in the buff without a care in the world.

    So come on, strip down, and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs armor when you’ve got pixelated skin to protect you?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 3286
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • WeddingCrasherCraft

    WeddingCrasherCraft
    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

    So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

    Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

    SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Animals Bred: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyAthleteGOAT

    CraftyAthleteGOAT
    Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8565 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

    Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3065

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LNGShadowCraft

    LNGShadowCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixel Asteroid Blasters

    Pixel Asteroid Blasters
    yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

    join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

    so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 New Chunks Explored: 170447
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

    The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

    Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

    IP play.novidium.net
    Description Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

    FAQ

    Questions Answers
    What type of challenges are available on the server? In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
    Is there an economy system on the server? Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
    Are there leaderboards on the server? Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 285 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Dimension Hops: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

    Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

    Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

    Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

    So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Buildings Constructed: 25

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

    Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

    Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

    So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

    VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

    Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

    We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 376897 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Star Shards Collected: 254
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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