GPU Wars Minecraft Server

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3194	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ExStepChefCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6396
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	134	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	163	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3629

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	868	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Emeralds Found:	5981
Mines Excavated:	3633	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2