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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1228 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!