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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1879 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!