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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6240 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.
if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.
oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.
so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!
