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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 767 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 207836 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 235 |
Star Shards Collected: | 53 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!