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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1582 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!