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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3638 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!