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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9178 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 2996 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!