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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 360 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 34059 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!