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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5422 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!