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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4271 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!