GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	73	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Butterfly Wings Server

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Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2773
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	949237
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7257	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	107	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyLifeGoals

achievement, aspirations, balance, Contentment, CraftyLifeGoals, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, ideal life, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, self love, self-care, success, Visualization

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Void Gems Collected:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4111
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	782701	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Animals Bred:	98
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Potions Brewed:	139	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1356	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3859	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”