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SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1924	Animals Bred:	92
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Farms Harvested:	767	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	77

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7795
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4578	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	3276
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5232
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Magic Items Found:	7527
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Towns Built:	9	Enchantments Applied:	268
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6565
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Void Armor Forged:	19	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	393
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7874
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!