Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 4445 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6292 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!
