Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 208 |
| Farms Harvested: | 897 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!
